Thursday, May 7, 2009

Weddings, Weddings, and more…let’s see here…weddings???


Sooo…Last summer I was invited to 3 weddings and was in another (my little brother’s). I only attended a total of three. (That’s still quite a few.) I thought to my self “at least I won’t have to go to this many next year.” Not to mention not having to get all dolled up in a bridesmaid dress.

Well…I don’t know what the crap is going on but I realized finally that I have invitations to 5 weddings total!!! One of those weddings I have been asked to be a bridesmaid in. BAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!! I am all cool at weddings & all but seriously??!! Is everyone trying to get married off so I am the Lone Ranger out here in single land? Do people know how hard it is to meet someone decent, who is up to my high standards (I have been criticized for this a lot), that has no children, has never been married, and is 25 or over?? (Unless you are Robert Pattinson, then 22 yrs. old is OK.) True people have attempted to set me up with blind dates…HELL TO THE NO!!! When I refuse some have even tried to ambush me at the barn or at Lariette practice. Here’s a little tidbit…If I want to be set up I will ask!! When people have brought these guys to my “horse world” it never ends well because I get irritated & then I turn rude. Then later I feel bad. So, next time let’s just not try to set Amy up. I just went off on a completely different tangent. Anyhoo…

Another thing is going to so many weddings in a 3 month period always makes me start thinking about my self getting married. It isn’t something that I really think about often normally. Sure enough though I get to thinking about it & then realize I don’t even have time to date!! I might be 45 before I get married!!! Shoot I will be 30 in 2.5 years and I’ve had a grand total of…Three. That’s correct, three actual boyfriends. I have dated some people intermittently but they were just too needy, or irritating, or I just decided I didn’t mesh with them. (I know this usually after one “date”) Good lord!! See this is what I am talking about. It’s depressing. Soooo, yeah. I just wanted to vent a little frustration. HAHA!

2 comments:

jrosey said...

Thanks for the tip! TOO FREAKIN' FUNNY! I'm gonna have to spend some time this weekend going through his archives, for sure! I was dyin' in the first paragraph! ;)

Patches said...

Hahaha I feel ya lady! I was just thinking the other day that there have been a lot of weddings in my circles lately too! Of course with weddings come the inevitable, so when are you guys getting hitched? questions. Those are always good times.

Who needs significant others when you can have Rehv, V, Wrath and all their buddies any time you want though, right?!? lol